Find your birth month:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I smoked
April - I dry humped
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I did the mocarena
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Find your birth day number:
1 - a birthbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my friend’s boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an Ipod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt you’re wearing:
White - because I’m cool like that
Black - because that’s how I roll
Pink - because I’m not homosexual
Red - because the voices told me to
Blue - because I’m sexy, and I do what I want
Green - because I hate myself
Purple - because I’m cool
Gray - because I was drunk
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because I hate my family
Brown - because I was high
Other - I’m a ninja
None - because I can’t control myself

Example:
month: October – I sang to
Number: 4 – a fork
Color: brown – because I was high