TOP 10 REASONS YOU’RE A VIRGO

10 . Give the best critical reviews.
9 . Your motto : Get real, already !
8 . So neat and clean.
7 . Will do the worrying for you.
6 . Keep our standards high.
5 . Great comedic timing.
4 . Support the Maalox Company.
3 . So good at hiding emotions.
2 . Model for excessive-compulsive ads.

AND THE #1 REASON YOU ARE A VIRGO IS…
YOU WERE BORN UNDER THE SIGN OF THE VIRGIN !