What your Birth month means

JANUARY

-  Ambitious and serious
-  Loves to teach and be taught
-  Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses
-  Likes to criticize
-  Hardworking and productive
-  Smart, neat and organized
-  Sensitive and has deep thoughts
-  Knows how to make others happy
-  Quiet unless excited or tensed
-  Rather reserved
-  Highly attentive
-  Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
-  Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
-  Loves children
-  Likes to point out people’s mistakes
-  Loyal
-  Needs to improve social abilities
-  Easily jealous

FEBRUARY

-  Abstract thoughts
-  Loves reality and abstract
-  Intelligent and clever
-  Changing personality
-  Temperamental
-  Quiet, shy and humble
-  Low self esteem
-  Honest and loyal
-  Determined to reach goals
-  Loves freedom
-  Rebellious when restricted
-  Loves aggressiveness
-  Too sensitive and easily hurt
-  Showing anger easily
-  Dislike unnecessary things
-  Loves making friends but rarely shows it
-  Daring and stubborn
-  Ambitious
-  Realizing dreams and hopes
-  Sharp

MARCH

-  Attractive personality
-  Affectionate
-  Shy and reserved
-  Secretive
-  Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic
-  Loves peace and serenity
-  Sensitive to others
-  Loves to serve others
-  Not easily angered
-  Trustworthy
-  Appreciative and returns kindness
-  Observant and assess others
-  Revengeful
-  Loves to dream and fantasize
-  Loves traveling
-  Loves attention
-  Loves home decors
-  Musically talented
-  Loves special things
-  Moody

APRIL

-  Active and dynamic
-  Decisive and hasteful but tends to regret
-  Attractive and affectionate to oneself
-  Strong mentality
-  Loves attention
-  Diplomatic
-  Consoling
-  Friendly and solves people’s problems
-  Brave and fearless
-  Adventurous
-  Loving and caring
-  Suave and generous
-  Emotional
-  Revengeful
-  Aggressive
-  Hasty
-  Good memory
-  Moving
-  Motivate oneself and the others
-  Sickness usually of the head and chest

MAY

-  Stubborn and hard-hearted
-  Strong-willed and highly motivated
-  Sharp thoughts
-  Easily angered
-  Attracts others and loves attention
-  Deep feelings
-  Beautiful physically and mentally
-  Firm standpoint
-  Easily influenced
-  Needs no motivation
-  Easily consoled
-  Systematic (left brain)
-  Loves to dream
-  Strong clairvoyance
-  Understanding
-  Sickness usually in the ear and neck
-  Good imagination
-  Good debating skills
-  Good physical
-  Weak breathing
-  Loves literature and the arts
-  Loves traveling
-  Dislike being at home
-  Restless
-  Hardworking
-  High spirited
-  Spendthrift

JUNE

-  Thinks far with vision
-  Easily influenced by kindness
-  Polite and soft-spoken
-  Having lots of ideas
-  Sensitive
-  Active mind
-  Hesitating
-  Tends to delay
-  Choosy and always wants the best
-  Temperamental
-  Funny and humorous
-  Loves to joke
-  Good debating skills
-  Talkative
-  Daydreamer
-  Friendly
-  Knows how to make friends
-  Abiding
-  Able to show character
-  Easily hurt
-  Prone to getting colds
-  Loves to dress up
-  Easily bored
-  Fussy
-  Seldom show emotions
-  Takes time to recover when hurt
-  Brand conscious
-  Executive
-  Stubborn
-  Those who loves me are enemies
-  Those who hates me are friends

JULY

-  Fun to be with
-  Secretive
-  Difficult to fathom and to be understood
-  Quiet unless excited or tensed
-  Takes pride in oneself
-  Has reputation
-  Attractive and affectionate to oneself
-  Easily consoled
-  Very Honest
-  Concern about people’s feelings
-  Tactful
-  Friendly
-  Approachable
-  Very emotional
-  Passionate kisser
-  Temperamental and unpredictable
-  Moody and easily hurt
-  Witty and sarky
-  Sentimental
-  Not revengeful
-  Forgiving but never forgets
-  Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things
-  Guides others physically and mentally
-  Sensitive and forms impressions carefully
-  Caring and loving
-  Treats others equally
-  Strong sense of sympathy
-  Wary and sharp
-  Judge people through observations
-  Hardworking

AUGUST

-  Loves to joke
-  Attractive
-  Suave and caring
-  Brave and fearless
-  Firm and has leadership qualities
-  Knows how to console others
-  Too generous and egoistic
-  Takes high pride of oneself
-  Thirsty for praises
-  Extraordinary spirit
-  Easily angered
-  Angry when provoked
-  Easily jealous
-  Observant
-  Careful and cautious
-  Thinks quickly
-  Independent thoughts
-  Loves to lead and to be led
-  Loves to dream
-  Talented in the arts, music and defense
-  Sensitive but not petty
-  Poor resistance against illnesses
-  Learns to relax
-  Hasty and rushy
-  Romantic
-  Loving and caring
-  Loves to make friends

SEPTEMBER

-  Suave and compromising
-  Careful, cautious and organized
-  Likes to point out people’s mistakes
-  Likes to criticize
-  Quiet but able to talk well
-  Calm and cool
-  Kind and sympathetic
-  Concerned and detailed
-  Trustworthy, loyal and honest
-  Does work well
-  Sensitive
-  Thinking
-  Good memory
-  Clever and knowledgeable
-  Loves to look for information
-  Must control oneself when criticizing
-  Able to motivate oneself
-  Understanding
-  Secretive
-  Loves sports, leisure and traveling
-  Hardly shows emotions
-  Tends to bottle up feelings
-  Choosy especially in relationships
-  Loves wide things
-  Systematic

OCTOBER

-  Loves to chat
-  Loves those who loves him
-  Loves to takes things at the centre
-  Attractive and suave
-  Inner and physical beauty
-  Does not lie or pretend
-  Sympathetic
-  Treats friends importantly
-  Always making friends
-  Easily hurt but recovers easily
-  Bad tempered
-  Selfish
-  Seldom helps unless asked
-  Daydreamer
-  Very opinionated
-  Does not care of what others think
-  Emotional
-  Decisive
-  Strong clairvoyance
-  Loves to travel, the arts and literature
-  Soft-spoken, loving and caring
-  Romantic
-  Touchy and easily jealous
-  Concerned
-  Loves outdoors
-  Just and fair
-  Spendthrift and easily influenced
-  Easily lose confidence

NOVEMBER

-  Has a lot of ideas
-  Difficult to fathom
-  Thinks forward
-  Unique and brilliant
-  Extraordinary ideas
-  Sharp thinking
-  Fine and strong clairvoyance
-  Can become good doctors
-  Careful and cautious
-  Dynamic in personality
-  Secretive
-  Inquisitive
-  Knows how to dig secrets
-  Always thinking
-  Less talkative but amiable
-  Brave and generous
-  Patient
-  Stubborn and hard-hearted
-  If there is a will, there is a way
-  Determined
-  Never give up
-  Hardly become angry unless provoked
-  Loves to be alone
-  Thinks differently from others
-  Sharp-minded
-  Motivates oneself
-  Does not appreciates praises
-  High-spirited
-  Well-built and tough
-  Deep love

DECEMBER

-  Loyal and generous
-  Patriotic
-  Active in games and interactions
-  Impatient and hasty
-  Ambitious
-  Influential in organizations
-  Fun to be with
-  Loves to socialize
-  Loves praises
-  Loves attention
-  Loves to be loved
-  Honest and trustworthy
-  Not pretending
-  Short tempered
-  Changing personality
-  Not egoistic
-  Takes high pride in oneself
-  Hates restrictions
-  Loves to joke
-  Good sense of humor
-  Logical

Birthday Sentences

Find your birth month:
January - I kicked
February - I loved
March - I smoked
April - I dry humped
May - I choked on
June - I murdered
July - I did the mocarena
August - I had lunch with
September - I danced with
October - I sang to
November - I yelled at
December - I ran over

Find your birth day number:
1 - a birthbath
2 - a monster
3 - a phone
4 - a fork
5 - a mexican
6 - a gangster
7 - my cell phone
8 - my dog
9 - my friend’s boyfriend
10 - my neighbor
11 - my science teacher
12 - a banana
13 - a fireman
14 - a stuffed animal
15 - a goat
16 - a pickle
17 - your mom
18 - a spoon
19 - myself
20 - a baseball
21 - a ninja
22 - Chuck Norris
23 - a noodle
24 - a squirrel
25 - a football
26 - my sister
27 - my brother
28 - an Ipod
29 - a permanent marker
30 - a llama
31 - a homeless guy

Pick the color of the shirt you’re wearing:
White - because I’m cool like that
Black - because that’s how I roll
Pink - because I’m not homosexual
Red - because the voices told me to
Blue - because I’m sexy, and I do what I want
Green - because I hate myself
Purple - because I’m cool
Gray - because I was drunk
Yellow - because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange - because I hate my family
Brown - because I was high
Other - I’m a ninja
None - because I can’t control myself

Example:
month: October – I sang to
Number: 4 – a fork
Color: brown – because I was high

The Do’s And Don’ts For Pisces (Feb 22 – Mar 21)

DO’S

Pisceans are sensitive and charming. If you are looking for someone who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too, as in your time of need they are sure to help you. Pisces have a keenly developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches may usually be right on mark. But, they can exhaust their physical and mental energies. They are born dreamers, and you can build palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a little difficult preposition).

DON’TS

Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they like living below the poverty line, but they have no earnest desire to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive, and you have to be always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign).

The Do’s And Don’ts For Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 21)

DO’S
Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for hours without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of love that can be amazing. They have a very broad outlook of life and you can relax in their presence. They will always welcome your ideas and actions about humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarius lover interested you must possess that mysterious and intriguing quality. Once hooked they will always be very faithful to you.

DON’TS

Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an Aquarius partner. Aquarians are totally unpredictable. They can go to any direction without giving any advance notice. They are basically very restless and get bored easily. Though they are very friendly, do not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to you (they never will). They can be detached and impersonal, which may seem strange to others.

The Do’s And Don’ts For Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

DO’S
Capricornians are strong and dependable. Hence, if you want to put your money on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign. They are practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For them social status and image is very important in life.

DON’TS
Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open his/her heart and pour everything to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. People born under this zodiac are very tight-fisted and economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of anything; on the contrary you will be well provided.

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